Bill Maher Says: Everybody Knows You Can’t Legislate Morality

Posted by politicalpartypooper on May 17, 2010

So I’m watching America:  The Story of Us last night, during a section on Prohibition, and who should appear but Bill Maher.  Now, if you’ve been here for a while, you know my disdain for all things Bill Maher.  Especially since every time I see him, he looks less substantial than the last time I saw him.  I swear to God, one of these days, I’m going to look, and see right through him.

But I digress.

Why did I pull your attention away from the guy in the yellow box banging his head against his desk?  Because this is important, so pay attention.

So they’re talking about prohibition and all the violence it created, and all of a sudden, this ghostly white apparition of Bill Maher says, “Everybody knows that you can’t legislate morality”, as if he was the intellectual who was merely directing us to the obvious.

Here’s where I ask, “Bill, what fucking universe are you from?”

You can’t legislate morality?  What the fuck is that?!?  Were you tripping on acid there, Bill?

Who can’t legislate morality?  Everybody knows this?  Huh?

Bill, please, shut the fuck up, right now, before you make an even bigger ass of yourself.  Oops, too late.  This little Story of Us has been eternally, digitally captured.  Atta boy!

You can’t legislate morality, Bill?  Where in the sam-tarnation did you get that whacked out idea?

Bill, of course you can legislate morality; in fact, you might say that’s what ALL OF OUR LAWS ARE ALL ABOUT! Morals!  Like, oh, I don’t know…lying in a court of law!  Or maybe, hmmm…robbing your neighbor!  Or killing your wife!  Or having sex with an underage person!  Or driving drunk!  Or stealing from a grocery store!

You can’t legislate morality?  And this is what was not edited out of America: The Story of Us?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Deeeeeeeeeep Sigh.

Bill, I know that you use that line when you are preaching to all of your friends about the laws you don’t think should be on the books, but for the rest of our sakes, can you please shut the fuck up?  Not that you have to be worried that I’d do anything physically harmful to you.  You see, as immoral as that would be, “They” have decided to legislate against it.

This guy has a television show, and people watch it…there ought to be a law against that sort of thing; letting stupid people say things that innocent people might hear.


One Response to “Bill Maher Says: Everybody Knows You Can’t Legislate Morality”

  1. Tomatoe King said

    Been away for awhile due to work. Loved this piece about the sack of shit otherwise known as Bill Maher. Like any Jew, for 50 cents he will do and say anything. Thanks Hugh Hefner, for porn as we know it.Kudos to Al Goldstein and the Hebrew mob that includes Woody “I’m bangin’ my adopted daugter ” Allen , amd Roman Polanski.

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