Republicans Have a Fever, and the Only Prescription is More Cowbell!

Posted by politicalpartypooper on March 21, 2010

All day long I watched the Nascar Race at Bristol, then switched back to C SPAN at breaks, and visited blogs around the country.  One thing is certain.  Republican hair is on fire today; they’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!!  Who will give Republicans more cowbell?

Republicans can’t even whine about Deem and Pass anymore.  I think the Democrats never intended to use it; they just wanted to set Republican hair on fire, and it’s been burning ever since.  Where’s my fire extinguisher?  Well, I’d let my Republican neighbor use it, but that would be SOCIALISM.  He shouldn’t have been so lazy, he should have gone out and bought one himself.  May the hair from his toes look okay in his new wig.

I’d like to thank the Academy, my daughter, my mother and Father, and most of all, disease, without which, health care wouldn’t be possible.  Have a nice day peoples of the internet.

I’ll be out quite a bit over the next week.  Don’t know if I’ll be posting much.  But thanks for stopping by.  I love you all.      Ω


3 Responses to “Republicans Have a Fever, and the Only Prescription is More Cowbell!”

  1. The Rotten Tomato said

    Wait one friggin’ minute here….

    You are a white male…
    You smoke…
    You hunt and are a gun advocate..
    You have a Mustang that you cherish..
    You live in a town that is 99.1 % White…

    AND you watch NASCAR!!!!!!!!!!

    You fir the profile of one of them thar tea baggers!

    By the way, how did the insurance stocks do today?

    And do you think the Republicans will repeal the bill in the Senate?

  2. The Rotten Tomato said

    breaking news….

    NEW YORK (AP) — Health stocks lifted the market Monday following House approval of the bill that would extend insurance to millions.

    The Dow Jones industrial average rose about 45 points in afternoon trading. Broader indexes also climbed.

    Hospital operators Tenet Healthcare Corp. and Health Management Associates Inc. each rose more than 8 percent.

    remind me not to ever ask you for financial advice…!

    • politicalpartypooper said

      The two companies I shorted, Wellpoint and United Healthcare are both down today. We’ll see if I win or lose on this. That’s the way it works, you know. You win some, you lose some.

      By the way, I don’t ever invite my clients along when I make bets like this.

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