Republicans Have a Fever, and the Only Prescription is More Cowbell!
Posted by politicalpartypooper on March 21, 2010
All day long I watched the Nascar Race at Bristol, then switched back to C SPAN at breaks, and visited blogs around the country. One thing is certain. Republican hair is on fire today; they’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!! Who will give Republicans more cowbell?
Republicans can’t even whine about Deem and Pass anymore. I think the Democrats never intended to use it; they just wanted to set Republican hair on fire, and it’s been burning ever since. Where’s my fire extinguisher? Well, I’d let my Republican neighbor use it, but that would be SOCIALISM. He shouldn’t have been so lazy, he should have gone out and bought one himself. May the hair from his toes look okay in his new wig.
I’d like to thank the Academy, my daughter, my mother and Father, and most of all, disease, without which, health care wouldn’t be possible. Have a nice day peoples of the internet.
I’ll be out quite a bit over the next week. Don’t know if I’ll be posting much. But thanks for stopping by. I love you all. Ω