I’M RABIDLY ANTI-HACKER
Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 14, 2009
Sorry that I haven’t been here. I’ve been dealing with a virus.
A computer virus. And…I’m effing sick of it.
I’ve got a firewall, for all the good it did me. What I need is software that will track the virus to it’s source, and attack that hacker’s computer. I mean, attack it good; take it out, fuck everything up. And then, send an email to the FBI, with the hacker’s address attached.
I think if hackers knew there was a chance their computer would be tracked and attacked, there would be fewer viruses. And the fellow who writes this software will become instantly rich…at least until the liberals find a way to sue him for picking on the poor, misunderstood hackers.
Somewhere, Janeane Garafolo is saying, “That’s nothing more than thinly veiled hackerism.”
Yes; I’m a hackist. I’m rabidly anti- hacker!
I can see it now; Liberals everywhere protesting firewall ownership, because firewalls hurt people. It would be just like the gun argument. “You can’t own an attacking firewall! You could hurt someone! You might hurt a hacker! There ought to be a law against firewalls that hurt hackers!”
Can you see it?