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MCCAIN’S REAL REASON FOR SELECTING PALIN

Posted by politicalpartypooper on September 2, 2008

Maybe Mr. McCain wanted to reach Hillary supporters.  Or possibly, it was the female evangelicals he sought?  We’ve heard many different takes on what Vice President hopeful Sarah Palin brings to the Republican campaign, ranging from excitement to homemade chocolate chip cookies.

But if you want the real reason, and if you want my opinion, then you come here.

Sarah Palin was picked by John McCain because she’s hot.  That’s not just good old fashioned male chauvinism talking.  The Republicans know this election will be won in the young professional male demographic.  Obama knows it as well, which begs the question, “Why Biden?”

Maybe it really is because Sarah Palin makes the meanest chocolate chip cookie west of the Mississippi.

Nah, it’s because she’s piping hot, and young professional males will vote for her based on that, and that alone.  Yes, you females visiting here, we really are that shallow.

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