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Bailed Out Bastards Busy Bribing (ahem, “contributing” to the campaigns of) Elected Officials

Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 31, 2010

I was just browsing around today at Open Secrets. org when I noticed that Citigroup has contributed $853,930 to PAC’s and Individual Campaigns for 2010.  Citigroup; the bank that American taxpayers bailed out to the tune of $45 Billion, only $31 Billion of which has been paid back.  So let me get this straight; I bailed them out because they didn’t have any money.  I know that’s simplistic, but stick with me.  They were bailed out because they could not meet their obligations as a bank..translation: had no money.  But for 2010 they have $850,000 to use to influence legislation.  Sounds logical.  I hope if I ever owe The Feds $14 Billion that they’ll look the other way while I try to bribe my favorite elected officials.

It gets worse.  In 2008, the year they “discovered” that they needed a bailout, they spent $4,898,038 on bribing elected officials.  Isn’t that sort of like going on a shopping spree with every credit card you have  after you’ve discovered that you have to file for bankruptcy?  Am I missing something?  Oh yeah, Democrats received over 60% of that Citigroup money, so the next time a Democrat tries to tell you that they are the party of responsibility and morals, laugh at them and cite this statistic.  Don’t forget to laugh; that’s important.  An Elmer Fudd-like Barney Frank laugh will do nicely.  “I’m bugewwing smaw fuwwy woodwand kweechoes..hahahahahahah”.

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have also begun to bribe elected officials, again, after taking a one year hiatus in 2009.  Freddie Mac has contributed $21,250 while Fannie Mae dished out $17,241.  I know, those seem like small amounts, but still, can you afford to give that much?  Combined, Fannie and Freddie received almost $150 Billion in bailouts.  To date, NOT ONE PENNY has been paid back.  We believe that an additional $150 Billion may be required for Fannie and Freddie to meet their disastrous mortgage-backed-security obligations in the future.  Did you catch the part about “to date, NOT ONE PENNY has been paid back”?

Okay, maybe I was too hasty with Citigroup.  They at least made some effort to pay their debts.  Fannie and Freddie have made no effort, nor do they even have the ability to do so.  Will someone please tell me what the fuck either one of them is doing “contributing” to political campaigns and PACs?  That any one of our elected officials would so much as accept a dollar donation from either of these two deadbeats says more about that elected official than it does about Fannie or Freddie.  Scum.

Here’s a link to a website that does a bang-up job of tracking the bailouts; who received how much and what they’ve paid back.  AIG is on there, having received $70 Billion in bailout money, having paid NOT ONE RED CENT back, and having donated $33,202 so far in 2010.  Seventy Billion Free Money.  Paid not one red cent back.  But has enough money to bribe elected officials.  Yup.  Makes perfect sense.

Do you want me to go on?  Or have you had enough, yet?  Is your blood beginning to boil?  Here’s more:

General Motors, received $51 Billion, only paid back $7 Billion, donated $10,918 for 2010.

Had enough?  Me, too.  This is sickening.

May the elected officials who have accepted money from these bailout bastards rot in hell.  There is no excuse…none, for this type of behavior from our elected officials.  I ask you; who but a party hack elected official would think it’s kosher to accept money from firms that are using taxpayer money to bribe them?  Get on the horns, people; it’s time to damage some eardrums.     Ω

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The Truth About Bush And Obama Taxes

Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 31, 2010

Take a look at this graphic from the Wall Street Journal, which displays the 2011 tax differences between keeping the Bush Tax Cuts and the Obama plan.

TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHY, OR MIDDLE CLASS?

You don’t need to be a math wizard to see where the Bush tax cuts have their largest impact.  Basically, any income below $300,000 sees an increase in taxes under the Bush plan, while incomes above $300,000 see an increase from the Obama plan.  Which do you prefer?  I would also point out that for incomes between $300,000 and $1,000,000 the Obama increase is 1.3%, not the 5 -10% that conservatives have been bandying about.  1.3%.  I’ll pay that.

One of my commenters made a good point about taxes, though.  There is no amount of taxes that I want to pay so long as our government is wasting them.  $9 Billion misplaced in Iraq, or shall I just come out and say it?  STOLEN.  That’s what you call it when money goes missing without a paper trail.

If a good group of honest business people got their hands on the actual budget, I’d bet we could cut 40% of it just by identifying waste and redundancy.  And maybe that’s what we ought to be doing.  It seems to me that the two parties have too many people to pay back, too many conflicted interests to be trusted with writing a budget.  No one in Washington really wants to be the bad guy; the responsible guy, the one who tells those extra ten thousand military consultants, “You’re no longer needed” or says to the bureaucrats running the one hundred fifty government oversight “programs” that we only need five of you.  If we could get our hands on the actual paperwork or computer files that show how each “program” works, how many are employed, and how much of it is reducndant…yeah, 40% cut to the budget instantly.     Ω

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Sarah Palin, What Exactly Are You Doing?

Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 30, 2010

WHAT AM I DOING?

I’ve stayed away from the whole Sarah Palin thing, for good reasons.  It was my initial belief that the more attention you gave her, the more she would talk, and her “followers”, for lack of a better word, would become more emboldened.    But I’ve changed my mind, at least for today.

Palin, the former governor who quit her Alaskan job to do God only knows what, said that President Obama had no time to appear on The View while the Arizona border remained so porous.  She also indicated that she would be visiting the border area soon.

And what, sister Sarah, are you going to accomplish there?  Are you going to make a speech?  Do a photo-op?  Tweet?  What?

I’ve got no problem with where you visit, Sarah, but it seems to me that since you quit as governor of Alaska, you’ve not really done anything, except a whole lot of talking.  I get that from Washington all of the time, from our elected officials.  You claimed to be someone different.  Turns out, you’re not.  Turns out, all you do is talk.  I guess you don’t need to be from Washington to be a Washington insider, do you?  Washington insiders talk a lot; and draw a lot of attention to themselves, without accomplishing a damn thing.  Turns out you’d fit right in.

Go ahead, go to Arizona.  You won’t accomplish anything there, but if accomplishment was ever your goal, you would have stayed in Alaska where your voters put you.  Turns out you don’t really care what your voters think, either.

Just like a Washington insider.

To wit, a Washington insider believes that despite the thousands of talking heads and egos floating around the country spewing forth their crap, that the country cannot do without another talking head spewing forth her crap.  You served this country best by being Alaska’s governor.  You’re serving yourself, now.  And if you should show up on the border in Arizona, nothing you say or do will change the game on the ground.

You see, Sarah, you have no power…none.  Zero.  Nada.  Nichts.  All you are is one more talking head making noise.  If you really wanted to help the people of America, why not do something real?  Why not head down to the gulf and aid in the oil spill cleanup?  Why not offer your abilities for free to President Obama to help coordinate the efforts?

Hell, even babysitting would be more productive than what you’re doing right now.  By the way…what ARE you doing right now?     Ω

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Fox Conservative News Asks: Should People Who Pay No Taxes Be Allowed To Vote?

Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 28, 2010

Fox News thinks a good question is: With 47% of Americans not paying taxes, should those who don’t be allowed to vote?

Answer:  Well, Fox News and Conservatives, most of those not paying taxes are your conservatives, so I’ll bet when you find that answer out, you’ll change your tune, won’t you?  Nothing spells, “I shouldn’t be voting” like a hillbilly with a corncob pipe and two missing front teeth, who hasn’t held a job for ten years.

In essence, Conservatives, if people who paid no taxes weren’t allowed to vote, registered conservatives would go from 25% to about 10% of the population.

If you are so set on stealing American freedoms away from the middle class and the poor, maybe try imprisoning and enslaving everyone who earns less than say…$100,000.  Still, that would encompass about 9/10ths of your constituency, but we all know that they were never your constituency anyway, don’t we?

Here is a fact, and it is undeniable: Conservatives have exposed themselves yet again as the party most likely to go “Totalitarian”.  Congratulations.  You must be so proud.    Ω

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The DISCLOSE Act: Well…Not EVERYONE Has to Disclose…Just Certain Groups We don’t Like

Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 27, 2010

The DISCLOSE Act…I ask you…

The “Democracy Is Strengthened by Casting Light On Spending in Elections” Act was passed by the House in late June, and is now up for debate or consideration in the Senate.  The bill is a Democratic response to the Supreme Court ruling in Citizens United v FEC (Federal Elecetions Commission).  I was vocal about that decision and shaken by how silly the Court’s opinions were over the matter; in essence calling corporations citizens and having the same rights as citizens, such as free speech.  What it all boils down to is money.  Corporations want the same rights that charities have to influence elections through contributions and ads.  The DISCLOSE Act aims to force any person or corporation to identify themselves as the contributor behind the ad or donation. Republicans, surprise, surprise, have decided to filibuster.

Democrats are screaming bloody murder, and if I hadn’t paid attention, I would be, too.  But Republicans are crying foul, and it turns out, they have a point. What Democrats aren’t telling America is that non-profit organizations, AARP, and the NRA are all exempt from the provisions within the bill.  In other words, anyone Democrats want to exempt get exempted, while corporations and individuals don’t.

It’s politics as usual.  This bill should have been a slam dunk…a simple exercise, and instead, Democrats turned it into a political nightmare.  That Republicans are claiming the Democrats are trying to rig the game comes as no surprise; they say that about everything.  But in this case, it looks like they have a point.

Here’s where I rant.

What the fuck?!  If shedding light on campaign spending is your goal, why in the world are you exempting ANYONE?

ANYONE!!!

Do you know what it looks like?  It looks like favoritism, corruption.  What in the hell were Democrats thinking?  They want to exempt non-profits and charities from disclosing where their contributions went?  Why???????!!!  What’s the fucking point of that?  Don’t they see how this looks?  Are they really that brain-dead?

President Obama, shame on you!  How can you call this bill the DISCLOSE Act and allow exemptions from it?  How can you support such a hacking of the political process?  This looks no better than the Citizen United decision.

Seriously; that’s how bad it looks.     Ω

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The Search For The Perfect Parking Spot?

Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 24, 2010

I drove to my local Walmart today.  I know, I know…big bad Big Box store.  It’s true; they ran most of the small, local competition into the ground.  But that’s not what this post is about.  I just needed some sheets for my daughter’s new bed, and a comforter.  Along the way I had to park in their ginormous parking lot.  So I did what I always do;  I took the first available spot.

As I was driving to my spot, I saw numerous cars driving up and down the rows of parked cars, looking for that prized “spot closest to the building”.  On my way out, I had to wait in line to leave the parking lot because of more drivers traversing up and down the rows and rows of cars, skipping perfectly good parking spots while they searched for asphalt  heaven.  Typically, I ignore this kind of behavior, but today I got a little frustrated.  Why did I have to wait to leave the parking lot so that these people could clutter the lanes in an effort to park right next to the entrance door?  I’m not kidding; some of these people would take their cars inside of the store if you let them.

Have we really become that lazy?  So lazy that we can’t walk an extra twenty feet?  What’s the deal?  Why are so many people so obsessed with parking as close as possible?  Do you know?

I don’t get it.  Here we are complaining about global warming and air pollution, the high price of gasoline and maintenance for vehicles, and we have people everywhere burning up extra fuel and time on their car looking for the perfect parking spot.

Can someone tell me when Americans became such wusses?      Ω

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How Corporatist-Conservative Policy Destroyed The American Economy

Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 21, 2010

I get asked repeatedly by clients and friends, “Pooper, when is the recovery going to happen?”

To which I answer, “Are you referring to the recession, or the actual beginning of the collapse of our economy?”  I typically get blank stares.

Allow me to expound.  What you are seeing in America today is not a recovery from anything; not from the “recession” (called so because we have to have a label for everything), not from jobs lost, not from jobs outsourced overseas…there has been no recovery and will be no recovery until we undo what Conservatives (and in some cases, Democrats) did to ruin the economy.

Here is where all of my conservative readers (I think there are seven) become belligerent.  Be patient.  I am going to paint the case of why Conservatives are to blame, and when I am done, you will not be able to refute it.  It’s not pretty.  I used to be a conservative, and am a small business owner.  I’m supposed to be a conservative’s best friend.  But I can’t be.  Their economic policies need to be lynched, forever.

Conservative economics used to mean reduced government oversight of free enterprise, and tax policies designed to encourage small business growth.  In essence, a conservative believed that it was the government’s job only to passively regulate industry from a distance, and that taxation was meant only as a means to secure our liberty and provide a safe environment for enterprise to flourish.  Business DID flourish in the United States, with a few rough spots along the way in our first one hundred and twenty-five years.  That’s why conservatives are called “conservatives”; they don’t like change.  Why fix something that isn’t broke?  Just keep the government small, allow business to govern itself, and everything will be alright.  Conservatives fought unionization, building codes, the forty hour work week, profit sharing, vacation, higher pay for overtime…the list goes on and on and on.   Their track record is a marvel; they literally believe that nothing is ever broken, that no business owner is taking advantage of his employees, and that business can regulate itself.

It was that kind of thinking that caused the first Great Depression.  But something happened to Conservatives in the 1930′s; they became irrelevant.  A near permanent Democratic majority kept Republicans fuming and on the outside looking in.  For decades they were powerless to stop the New Deal, The Great Society, Social Security, Medicare, the forty-hour work week, the minimum wage, building safety codes, OSHA, and on and on and on.  Regulation of power companies, telephone companies, banks, investment banks, and overseas commerce all came to pass while Conservatives could only watch and stew.

But in 1981, all of that ended.  Reagan ran on a platform of deregulation, limited government, and tax cuts and won.  What is amazing in its irony is that during the midst of the recession of 1981, Reagan actually agreed to raise taxes on the profits of corporations, in order to limit the growing deficit.  Even at that time, and despite all of the conservative rhetoric that tax cuts for corporations were good for job creation and deficit reduction, the only action Reagan ever took to reduce the growing deficit was to increase taxes on businesses by the largest amount in our history.   The Tax Equity and Fiscal Responsibility Act of 1982 instituted a three-year, $100 billion corporate tax hike—the largest tax increase since World War II.  That one tax increase proved that not even Ronald Reagan believed in trickle down economics.

But Reagan also succeeded in cutting taxes on the wealthiest Americans from near 70% to 50% in less than a year.  Had conservatives left that figure alone, our historical debt would be vastly different.  Instead, conservatives continue to use fear for the future as a tool for winning elections based on “fiscal conservatism”, which is the idea that only a conservative knows how to manage the national debt in a way that won’t cripple our grandchildren’s wallets.  Poppycock.  Their incessant tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans and for corporations who ship jobs overseas is what has created the path to an unsustainable national debt.

Reagan instituted a phrase that conservatives use to this day:  Trickle Down (or Supply Side) economics…Reaganomics.  It is the philosophy that tax cuts for the top tier of American earners, and for Corporations will increase corporate profits, and create jobs through a trickling down process.  This, coupled with President George H.W. Bush’s demand for a fast track on the North American Free Trade Agreement began America on a collapse from which we will never emerge unless drastic measures are taken.

Conservatives believe that by allowing corporatists and wealthy Americans to keep more of the profits, and by encouraging them to trade internationally and build factories over seas, more prosperity than ever will trickle down to the rest of America, creating more, and better, higher paying jobs.

Sounds great!  Doesn’t it?

Unfortunately, it doesn’t work.

THE EVIDENCE

The first piece of evidence I present should be obvious, even to stubborn conservatives.

1.  By allowing large corporations reduced taxes and higher profit margins, the corporate philosophy of America changed.  It morphed from a partnership between management and labor to a partnership between management and stockholders.  Instead of quality products for a fair price, the old American way of doing business, enterprise became predicated upon profit alone.  Demand for greater return on investment drove management to look for new ways to cut labor costs and reduce expenses.  What resulted was an increasing call for free trade agreements that allowed corporations to transfer large blocks of their manufacturing overseas where labor was infinitely cheaper, and where regulations were not imposed to protect that cheap labor. President George H.W. Bush started this landslide by ramming NAFTA through, President Clinton continued it, and the most recent President George W. Bush extended it and in all likelihood, drove the final nails into the coffin.

Also occurring simultaneously was the increased demand for executive talent that could manage multi-national companies.  Along with that demand came vastly increased pay for executives, while manual labor pools in America shrunk and lost wage leverage.  That lost leverage has never been recovered, and has infiltrated even into the white collar world of lower management.  Where once there was a large enough pool of opportunity for American workers, there grew in its place an increasing number of unemployed or underemployed laborers, which exacerbated the lost leverage problem.  A worker today only has leverage if he has an opportunity to move from his current employer to a different one offering higher wages.  That possibility has all but evaporated with trickle down economics.  As more and more  jobs left American shores, the opportunity for leverage disappeared.  All of the leverage belongs with corporations today; exactly what conservatives, or should I say, corporatists, wanted.

By allowing corporations to manage based on profit alone, and enabling their greed for profit by removing traditional protectionist regulations on international trade, conservatives ushered in this new era of lost jobs, wages, and hope.  The jobs can’t return until American companies can compete without hiring labor overseas.

2.  I call this the Mega-Corp effect.   Consider the competition between large corporations hiring cheap labor overseas against smaller companies trying to compete while paying higher American wages.  Who will win?  It’s a no-brainer.  Large corporations have become much larger, morphing into mega-multi-national corporations against whom the much smaller American companies simply cannot compete.  As those smaller companies lost, the larger corporations bought them, forced mergers, or outright stole their technology and ideas, moving every bit of the manufacturing from the older, smaller company, overseas.

By allowing corporations to manage according to profit and greed alone, conservatives tilted the playing field heavily in favor of America’s largest corporations.  Smaller manufacturers simply could not compete, and were swallowed up.  Start-up manufacturers have only one chance to compete; they need to hold the patent on a completely new product, and typically, large corporations are buying up the rights to those patents from the inventors, from the profits that conservatives are so desperate that they have.  What happens to the jobs that those new patents might have created?  They go overseas, merged with the large corporation’s other overseas interests.

That’s why when I hear President Obama talk about America becoming the Clean Energy supplier of the world, I nearly choke.  Unless the free trade agreements are altered or torn up, every new patent for a clean energy product will be controlled by a large corporation, and it’s manufacture will occur overseas, where labor is cheaper and regulations cost less.  Large corporations simply have no incentive to manufacture or produce goods in America.  On the contrary, conservatives have created incentives for them to continue shipping American jobs overseas.  It’s a cycle that can only be ended by legislation that either reduces or destroys these free trade agreements.  But don’t hold your breath for President Obama to change the course of American business.  He is already rushing headlong into a new free trade agreement with South Korea.

The larger these big corporations become, the more impossible it is to compete with them; which vastly reduces choice and quality, while concentrating the greatest proportion of wealth in the hands of the few Mega Corps.  The same phenomenon has occurred in our Financial Industries.  The repealing of the Glass Steagall act of 1934 allowed commercial banks, investment banks, and insurance companies to merge and sell each other’s products.  The result was the formation of Banks-too-big-to-fail, and the most recent collapse of Wall Street.  Local community banks cannot compete with these mammoths, and are bought up one by one, eliminating choice and quality, along with providing these huge corporations with more and more money that they use to influence legislation in their favor.

3.  Profits that the wealthy and the corporations keep do not trickle down to America.  Where is the job creation occurring in this world?  In developing countries and in the East; namely China.  And why are American companies there?  Because free trade agreements removed the tarrifs and protections that enabled American workers to compete.  There is simply no way around this one, primeval fact.  It all began with tax cuts for corporations, higher and higher and higher demand for profit in lieu of quality and tradition, and removed protections for American workers.  That is Pandora’s box.  That is the legacy of Supply-side Economics and Free Trade.

4.The Race To The Bottom.  If you are a business owner who regularly deals with consumers (in my case, clients), you’ll recognize this one immediately.  Conservative economics dictate that the government deregulate, or to use Sarah Palin’s terminology, “Jus’ git outta our way!”  The philosophy behind this is that free enterprise can regulate itself much better than government can.  On the surface, that sounds almost right…almost true…almost sensible.

But if you own a business, in a field where there isn’t much regulation, I’ll bet you can name four or five competitors who are “snakes”.  These “snakes” are business owners whose sole purpose for enterprise is to take as much money as they can from their customer for the cheapest possible investment.  Whether that investment be materials, labor, information, or whatever, we all know who the snakes are.  For some of us, it’s an amazement they are allowed to be in business at all.  You know that if you are competing directly against them, they will “lowball” your perspective client to get the business, and then jack up their profit in after-the-sale charges or change orders.  It never fails; and these snakes rarely lose.

It’s the ultimate race to the bottom; spawned from a mentality of profit at any cost, even if that means cheating your client.   Even as you are reading this post, you know the names of businesses who did this as well as I do.  Goldman Sachs.  BP.  Exxon.  Haliburton.  AIG.  More?  Of course…too many to count.  That’s what happens when you deregulate.  You cannot trust EVERY business person to believe in providing a fair product for a fair price.  In fact, on Wall Street, that “fair price for a fair product” mentality is actually a minority, as it is amongst the Ultra Banks.  When the largest amount of money you can conceive of is up for grabs; and when the business sector in which this money resides is deregulated, the only thing you can be certain of is the race to the bottom of the ethics ladder.  People and entire corporations will sell their very souls to grab the largest piece of the pie, or be the biggest fish in the ocean.  In fact, they justify their greed by saying that if they don’t “strive” to be number one, they’ll be swallowed up by a bigger fish.  Easy mergers, easy derivatives, easy, cheap, overseas labor…all breed the race to the bottom of the ethics ladder.

No industry can truly regulate itself.  Business owners who believe in the fair market and in providing the best of their service for a fair price know that when the mongooses of regulation are removed, the snakes multiply.  That deregulation is a Basic Conservative Tenet is an undisputed fact.  That snakes breed, multiply, and create serious and oftentimes catastrophic financial disasters when deregulation occurs is unarguable.

5. What Conservative Deregulation Really Means.  Historically, Conservatives have been against some of the pillars of American Economics.  For example, Conservatives fought against Social Security insurance, Medicare, the minimum wage, the forty hour work week, the banning of asbestos in building materials and the right of a citizen to sue an asbestos manufacturer for liability in asbestos-health related cases.

But what does deregulation really mean?  In my industry, it meant repealing Glass-Steagall, the implosion of Wall Street, and the collapse of the American economy.  In another industry that I worked for in the 1990′s, it would mean reduced building-safety codes, reduction of power for OSHA, reduced fire codes, and fewer protections for construction workers, all things that Conservatives can really get their arms around.  After all, these industries can police themselves, according to Republicans like Palin and Newt Gingrich, and libertarians like John “I think unemployment benefits discourages people from looking for jobs” Stossel.

Ahhh yes…the race to the bottom in all of its glory.  Do you have any idea how much it costs to install a fire alarm in every room of every building, or emergency, battery powered lighting in every hallway?  Conservatives roll over in their graves for years at all of the “wasted” money.  And why bother removing asbestos insulation from a building when you can ignore it?  Besides, health effects from asbestos take years to develop, and by that time, the manufacturer will be out of business so…problem solved…no one to sue equals an equitable result for all parties, according to a conservative.

6.  The money goes to the top and stays there.  “Supply Side” economics is a policy that concentrates money at the top (corporations) in order for it to “trickle” down to the masses.  The more money there is at the top, the more money that trickles down…or so they say.  Something happened to that ,money, though, on the way to the bottom.  In 1980,  executive pay was only forty times greater than the average American salary.  Today, executive pay is more than five hundred times greater, meaning all that money concentrated at the top is staying at the top; not trickling down.  For most people, this would have been a no-brainer; but for conservatives (even the rank and file) it is the stuff of life.  I can talk to any conservative today, and he will tell me that trickle down economics not only works, but has been proven to work by the stats.  He’ll continue that line of reasoning until I show him the real stats; especially the fact that his boss is making five hundred times more than he is.  He’ll defend that stat by telling me that there are more, higher paying jobs available now that at any time in our history; until I show him that the Bush-era lost three million jobs and they’ve never come back, that wages have been stagnant at best for the last fifteen years, and are diminishing when compared to inflation at worst.

In Conclusion:

The facts do not lie; conservatism, or as I called it earlier, Corporatism, does not work.  It’s not just one part of it that isn’t working, it’s all of it put together.  In truth, some conservative principles would work fine with our system of free enterprise.  I believe that there really does need to be incentive for businesses to hire in economic downturns, and sometimes, tax cuts help.  I believe that small businesses should receive greater tax breaks than large corporations, considering the fact that it is the small business sector that historically creates sixty percent of the new jobs coming out of a recession.  But conservatives want to extend the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy, who over the last ten years, have created zero jobs.  Yes, you read that correctly; job growth since the Bush tax cuts has been negative, not positive; so the tax cuts have had a zero, or negative impact on American job creation.  Since they didn’t work, and cost our country trillions in new debt due to lost revenue, it’s time to do the smart thing, and end them.

From supply side to deregulation, from tax cuts for corporations that ship American jobs overseas to the race to the bottom, conservatism does not work.  It’s not real conservatism, anyway.  Real conservatism looks more like the Libertarian party.  The brand of Republicans calling themselves fiscal conservatives today aren’t conservatives at all; they’re Corporatists, and their every word and act reveals this.  Against extending unemployment benefits that add $30 Billion to the deficit, but for extending the Bush tax cuts that add nearly $1 Trillion to the deficit..every year.  That’s right; if we ended the Bush tax cuts today, our actual deficit would be somewhere around $600 Billion, and all of the Bush years would have seen budget surplusses.

How’s that for conservative economics?

America needs to reverse this corporatist-conservative train immediately.  Free trade needs to end.  Regulation needs to force the snakes into the open where they can be stomped on.  The Bush tax cuts need to be allowed to sunset.  Small businesses need to be able to get decent credit on decent terms instead of allowing the Mega Banks to deny them access.  Tax tarriffs on American companies who ship jobs overseas need to be implemented, and protections that allow the American worker to compete with the rest of the world must be re-implemented.  Economic growth happens from the bottom up.  That’s an undisputed fact.  No one spends more moeny than middle-class America, who are no where near the top of the “trickle-down” pyramid.

In the end, that’s what corporatist-conservatism became; a giant pyramid scheme.  It’s time to nuke that pyramid.  We don’t have much time.     Ω

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Beavis and Butthead Are Coming Back!

Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 14, 2010

Beavis and Butthead are coming back!

In breaking news, Michael Starr of the New York Post wrote:

‘Beavis and Butt-head” — the show that celebrated the slacker way of life and helped make MTV into a network that did more than just play music videos — is coming back.

The move to resurrect the hugely popular 1990s animated anti-heroes has been rumored for several days. But yesterday, sources at MTV confirmed that a new batch of “Beavis and Butt-head” episodes are in the works.

I can’t tell you how stoked I am about this.  The cartoon that changed the way adults viewed the slacker generation will be airing new episodes this fall.  I was a new father the first time I saw Beavis and Butthead and I marveled at the snark of the two most clueless, scoreless teenagers in America.  From Butthead’s trip to the Dentist, where he asks the hygeniest, “Hey baby, got any cavities?” to Beavis’  “Cornholio” , the two adolescents depicted perfectly the haplessness of American slackers everywhere.

I can’t wait!  True, Beavis and Butthead are no Summer Glau, but they are rock stars in their own right, just in a different sort of way.

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Republicans, Democrats Share The Blame For America In Wonderland

Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 13, 2010

We got us some anger issues in this country.  We got Democrats hating Republicans, conservatives hating liberals, and both groups blaming each other for every ill that ever occurred…ever.  We got both sides stretching the truth or outright lying, using fear to manipulate their constituents, and demagogic rhetoric to stir up tensions.

You see?  This is what you get when you allow political parties to run your country.  Sooner or later, political parties always devolve into demagoguery.  The tug-of-war for power is so consuming that over time, that fight for power becomes the most important thing between two opposing ideologies.  And the things that get lost in that fight for power are the things that matter most.  Here’s a list of things that have exited in the last ten years:

1. The truth.  No one could call what both parties regularly podiumize (new word: to stand at a podium and preach ideology) about the truth.

2. Civility.  Needs no explanation, except to say that if we continue down the road we are on, a second civil war is not out of the question.

3.  Credible Press coverage of just about anything having to do with politics or what’s best for America.  The demagogues get most of the air time now, and there are two cable news networks almost totally dedicated to attacking the other party and protecting their own ideological favorite.  And Americans are supposed to make informed decisions from this unprofessional delivery of “news”?

4.What’s actually best for America.  Instead of rolling sleeves up and doing actual work, politicians now roll sleeves up because it looks good on camera…apparently.  Washington has become a prize, and both parties could give a damn about what is best for America so long as they win the majority of seats in Congress.  Once they do, the opposing party immediately sets to attacking and destroying their “agenda”, rather than compromising and setting to work to do what’s right for America.  They can say they don’t really want their opponents to fail until they are blue in the face.  Their actions speak far louder, and it is those deeds that say, “hell yes! we want you to fail so we can win!  We don’t care if it destroys America too!  Just so we get to be in power!”

5.  Hope.  Got some?

6.  The little guy.  Today in America, if you can’t give your elected officials thousands upon thousands of dollars, you are not important in the political process.  Party hackery devolves into corporate welfare while hundreds of millions of Americans are told to stop whining.  Take the Financial Services Reform bill, for example.  How many “little Americans” had any say in what was included?  Now ask yourself, how many wealthy Americans and banks-too-big-to-fuck-with had plenty to say about what was in it?  Follow the money and look at the end product.  And the Democrats will celebrate the bill as a  “sweeping overhaul of our financial services industry and a major victory for Main Street, America”.  In three, two, one…

There’s more, but I figured I’d let you add your own, if you are willing.   There’s plenty to write about here with America in Wonderland.    Ω

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Spam Texters, Beware!

Posted by politicalpartypooper on July 12, 2010

This is not a commercial for my wireless carrier.  I won’t even name them.  But today I experienced unexpected, excellent customer service from them.  In truth, I can’t recall ever really having a problem with them; thus, I haven’t changed carriers in four years.  I’m a dinosaur.

My story begins yesterday, around 4 PM, when I checked my wireless bill online.  I refuse to do automated payments for the very reason I needed customer service today.  As I was browsing through the pages of my bill, I noticed that on both of my lines (mine and my daughter’s) there was an additional charge this month.  It was called “Text Alerts – xxxxxx” (x = #).    My daughter’s text alert was more detailed; it was called “Mind Bender”.  I’ve had “the speech” about extra charges with my daughter once before, so I knew she hadn’t ordered a subscription text alert service.  On my line, I was also positive…I’ve only texted four times in my life.  I’ve never replied to spam text, and that’s why I ran into a problem this time.

I wasn’t about to pay for a revolving subscription that I and my daughter had not ordered, so I called customer service.  Much to my delight, my rep spoke southern United States English; not the disjointed, accented India kind.  She got a “star” immediately.  Once I had explained why I was calling, she earned her next “star” by interrupting me, and telling me not to worry; she would take care of the problem while I was on the line.  She explained to me that these spam texters send texts, and if you do not reply “stop” to them, they will bill you for their services monthly.  I said, and I quote,”What an ingenious way to steal!  Why didn’t I think of that?”

My service rep laughed, and we talked for a bit while we waited for her to clear my bill of these criminal charges.  She was pleasant and informative; I learned that this is a common problem for people and she realized how much of a pain in the “ass” it was to call in.  “Star” number three.  If you can cuss with me as a customer service rep and make me laugh, you’re doing something right.

She earned “star” number four by telling me that she was emailing a confirmation of the correction to me, and was there anything else she could for me today?

Amen!  Hell no!  Thank you!  Thank you!

As for those text spammers, I’m speechless.  Isn’t that kind of thing a crime?  If it isn’t, it ought to be.  I think I’m going to write my lazy congressman.  God knows he’s not doing anything else in Washington lately.     Ω

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