Sometimes, you just hit the motherload with stupid, funny headlines. Today was such a day. The following are the five best:
1. Heidi Montag Tries To Move Her Face, Can’t
2. Sitting Kills! Experts Say Too Much Sitting Could Be Deadly
3. Alleged Dinner Crashers Invoke Fifth Amendment
4. Palin To Campaign For Bachmann In Minnesota
5. Scott Brown Wins Mass. Race, Giving GOP 41-59 Majority in the Senate
